Subject: Fw: FW: FW: Picking a Wife

>Here is the corollary version:.... > >When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. > >When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided > >I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. > >In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. > >Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and > >threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. > >When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was > >totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so > >dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. > >When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. > >She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did > >mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me > >miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very > >energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some > >ambition. > >When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted > >firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she > >divorced me and took everything I owned. > >I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.